VDM

Vie De Merde. French equivalent to the acronym FML or Fuck My Life in English.
Literally means "shitty life".

"Hey you heard of fmylife.com?"
"Man, I'm French. I've been going to viedemerde.fr even before fmlife.com started."

"Ca va mec?" (How you doing man?)
"Bof, ma meuf viens de me quitter pour un gros lard pété de pognon. VDM." (My girl just dumped me for a rich fatass. FML)
"Clair." (I hear ya.)

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