Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

Hate Eat

the act of picking out the least favourite chocolate, candy or any assorted type of food and eat it first just to get it out of the way.

"I don't necessarily *hate* Bounty chocolates.. I just...Hate Eat them so I can move on and start eating the rest of the celebrations tub"

trinklipse

the act of taking off a piece of jewellery and putting it away when the day is done and you're getting ready for bed.

"after a long and busy day, the young dreamer put on some Erik Satie, trinklipsed and turned off the lamp"