Carpenter's dream

A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.

I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.

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crotch cough

A loud passing of gas. An audible fart.

I told him not to eat Mexican food on his date. Just when things were getting romantic, he let out a crotch cough.

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