Tubs

a ficticious tiny mammal living in the northern regions of britain.
Harnessing a thick black mane, he is able to move undetected in the night when he goes in search of a mate.
Tubs has no preferences when spotting a potential partner and will settle for the first female specimen his eyes detect.
A shy creature, this little mammal surfaces during the rainy season, to go in search of smoke, cheesy puffs and two litre bottles of cola.

The cola has gone missing, most likely you have an infestation with tubs.

You find something sleeping in your bed, with a bag full of cheesy puffs you may want to call in the professionals.

Under no circumstances should you feed after midnight, as it will keep on eating.

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