SDV

Play on the acronym SUV. SDV is an acronym for "Social Darwinist Vehicle"

Fuck the environment, I'm at the top of the food chain so I'm allowed to drive a SDV.

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shower drinking

Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.

Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.