sket

ask your mum, shes one.

your mum on the phone to me-"yo baby come round i need some lovin"
me-"i aint gonna fuck no sket twice"

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jurassic 5

not that great. very repetitive. i went to see them. wasnt that good, the ticket was free.

playground tactics, a rabbit in a hatrick......whatever

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bong water

the bong water is the water in the bong.
you must not drink the bong water.
its not tempting cos it looks like shit.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bong water

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soundbank

a bank filled with sounds.

soundbanker-"OOOOOOO I CAN BUY SWEEETIEEES!"
soundbankee-"TEEEOORRR djoor so sveeeeeet"

grungers

grungers are townies in baggy clothing

grunger-"fuck man look at that townie she is so uncool! i have this way cool nirvana hoody and a quicksilver bag that sits on my arse which ive sown "nirvana" and "slipknot" badge things i got from camden to. this makes me so much more experienced in life than that stupid townie in her pink shoes."

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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:

"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"

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Sigmund Freud

he invented theories and psycho analysis. the most helpful thing he did, however was join bill s. preston esq. and ted theodore logan on an excellent adventure in which he got to travel around time with the likes of socrates and billy the kid ending up in a 1990's high school where he helped saved their butts in a school project. this then enabled them to stay together, helping the dream of WYLD STALLIONS to live on.

look over there dude, its sigmund frued

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