katie rea

if you know someone named katie rea, never let her go. she is one of a kind, and you will never EVER find anyone quite like her. She is alarmingly hot and sexy. she is so incredible that if you saw her at the airport you would never forget her. if you know someone named katie rea you must go to her with a basket full of her favorite items such as... flowers, brownies, a new season of the good place, 100 dollars, plane tickets to Greece so she can take her and all of her friends, a 10 gallon bucket of peanut butter, kristen bell, a full ride scholarship to whatever college she desires, a shoulder implant for laura, blue light contact lenses for chris, an adidas sponsership for goran, and unlimited sushi for the rest of her life. If you can meet these small requirements, she will love you for eternity. Again, if you know a "katie rea" the very least you must do to not go to hell is venmo her 5 dollars within the next 10 minutes. If you do your crush will ask you out the next day and you will get all A's this year.

person 1: oh my gosh! is that katie rea?
person 2: oh my gosh your right, she really is that bitch!!!
person 1: i better venmo her asap or im going to hell
person 2: me too!!!