wee-fee

How elders say Wi-Fi

Could you put the wee-fee back on, sweetie? I can't load my Grandma United Facebook group and there's an important discussion about free fridges on there.

spipy

A word to describe something so spicy, it hurts your vocal chords, leading to the c sound being unpronounced

My cousin thinks Thai food is really spipy.

nuggies

A very formal way to title the nugget shaped vessel for the substance known as chicken

Please bequeath to me my nuggies, sire.