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Status achieved by degrading oneself just to be liked by others.
Sahara didn't realize that she was so slopular. She was surrounded by people that didn't actually like her...
An underaged personâs water bottle that is filled with vodka
Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"
The friend who tries to get everyone else to do shots of booze whether they like to or not.
Our resident ginstigator Gene is once again the only one sober tonight.
Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"
She got caught misterbating about her professor during class
A measure of the over use or misuse of the term "literally".
"She illiterally said she was literally going to bed now"
When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill
As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.
1) A really crappy predicament. A shitty situation that you find yourself in that is almost unfair.
2) An accidental poop event that requires some strategy to resolve
1. This COVID shituation makes it hard for me to drop a deuce in public places anymore.
2. I couldn't find an open restroom and now I've got a serious shituation to deal with before my meeting...