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When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill
As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.
Status achieved by degrading oneself just to be liked by others.
Sahara didn't realize that she was so slopular. She was surrounded by people that didn't actually like her...
Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"
She got caught misterbating about her professor during class
A measure of the over use or misuse of the term "literally".
"She illiterally said she was literally going to bed now"
An underaged person’s water bottle that is filled with vodka
Jess walked out of the house with her Absoloot and I pretended i didn't know what was in it. She charged her friends $5 each to share her "water"
The friend who tries to get everyone else to do shots of booze whether they like to or not.
Our resident ginstigator Gene is once again the only one sober tonight.
Any chick who knows she's sporting a camel toe but goes out anyway hoping that it will attract some action any way.
This camel hoe showed up to the party with nothing left to the imagination.