Trader Woes

When shopping at Trader Joes for produce and one peers through the packaging, pours over all surfaces and thoroughly inspects the fruit or vegetable for signs of rot, finds none, purchases the produce and then when unpacking groceries at home finds the fruit or vegetables are in a state of decay and rotting.

Oh no! Trader Woes! I swear these apples looked perfect when I placed them in my basket at Trader Joes.

cha cha mang

An enthusiastic yes for a posed question or expressing complete positive agreement for a statement.

Surfs gonna be shreddy this weekend. You up for dawn patrol?

Cha cha mang.

The electoral college is dumb.
Cha cha mang.