icy bum

the rejection you get when attempting to infiltrate the arse crack of your honey.

just tried to pull off a sly insertion into my girlfriends clag hole but she clamped up and gave me the icy bum treatment.

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

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