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when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
when you masturbate so many times your cock gets hot and begins to smell like burning rubber.
father- what happened to all my Bengay?
son- o sorry pops i needed it cool my rubber rash
father-
fires of shit will cover the earth while shit rains down fueling the shitfire
we are all gona die in the 2014 shitpocolyps
common practice among nazi during ww2. a spicy kike was when you maced a kike before incinerating them just because it made u and your nazi buddies laugh
nazi 1 - theres nothing like a spicy kike
nazi 2- i hear that (old nazis laugh together and then sigh as they miss the good ol days)
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