Etitany

A usually sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of tits.

Steve- Ok tom see later.. see you at church sunday
Tom- o actually no I dont go church anymore
Steve- why not?
Tom- The other day I was walking my dog around a small pond and.. well. something happened
Steve- what
Tom- I had an etitany, I cant expain it but, you dont need to go to a church for tits, the tits are every man! Its all about the tits bro its all about the tits

pooposterous

contrary to reason or common sense, utterly absurd or ridiculous in the context of shit

steve- i know it was you who shit on face last night while i was passed out drunk
tom- calm down steve, just put down the microwave it wasnt me
steve- that pooposterous! theres poop all over your hand, i caught you shit hannded, and now your gona get the shit handed to you real good

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reverse follow

psychological trick used on ones self to feel less creepy about following a woman

steve- hey tom what did you do today
tom- well i got reverse followed by this lady for like 3 hours

giraffes and zebras

the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.

tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.

piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

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starch fart

farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell

(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha

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mr fahtz

an old english butler who wears a monical and assless chaps. mr fahtz puts the butt in butler by servicing his clientele with the sweet smell of strategic fahts. mr fahts will adjust his diet specificaly to satisfy your favorite stench. Mr fahts is the first of his kind inspiring a whole new market for what are now titled "buttlers"

client- Mr fahtz (client porclaims while ringing bell and sitting in chair by the fire place)

narrator- mr. fahts approaches the client and releases a 3 second long wet fart into the clients face