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the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.
when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!
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the act of getting your cock sucked in a public setting. originating from the co dependent relationship of the giraffe and zebra in their natural habitat. the zebras and giraffes stay together because the zebras alert the giraffes of snakes and the giraffes alerts the zebras of lions.
tom- hey Brittany lets play giraffes and zebras, ill look out for the lions while you suck my snake.
psychological trick used on ones self to feel less creepy about following a woman
steve- hey tom what did you do today
tom- well i got reverse followed by this lady for like 3 hours
an old english butler who wears a monical and assless chaps. mr fahtz puts the butt in butler by servicing his clientele with the sweet smell of strategic fahts. mr fahts will adjust his diet specificaly to satisfy your favorite stench. Mr fahts is the first of his kind inspiring a whole new market for what are now titled "buttlers"
client- Mr fahtz (client porclaims while ringing bell and sitting in chair by the fire place)
narrator- mr. fahts approaches the client and releases a 3 second long wet fart into the clients face
when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell
(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha
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A usually sudden manifestation or perception of the essential nature or meaning of tits.
Steve- Ok tom see later.. see you at church sunday
Tom- o actually no I dont go church anymore
Steve- why not?
Tom- The other day I was walking my dog around a small pond and.. well. something happened
Steve- what
Tom- I had an etitany, I cant expain it but, you dont need to go to a church for tits, the tits are every man! Its all about the tits bro its all about the tits