dunnellon

The worst place in the world. A piece of crap town, filled with rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. Most people drive trucks. You have a choice between 3 resturaunts, 4 fast food places, 3 places to buy your daily nessessities, 2 auto stores, 5 gas stations, 2 bars, and one elemetary, middle, and high school. The high school is located in the middle of a bunch of cow fields. This is your worst nightmare.

person 1: dude, my car broke down, can you come help me?
person 2: where are you?
person 1: I don't know....some shit hole called....dunnellon?
person 2: where the fuck is that?!
person 1: ....I'm fucked, aren't I?
person 2: pretty much...sorry man.
person 1: me too, bro...me too.

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