Ke$ha-$peak

Intentionally annoying the hell out of someone by speaking like Ke$ha, the famous American popstar's, name. In other words, replacing s's with dollar signs. Will easily piss someone off.

John: Yo what'$ up?
Jim: What the hell's up with the dollar sign?
John: It's Ke$ha-$peak.

Jim: Not cool.
John: You're ju$t jealou$ I thought of it fir$t!
Jim: ...Riiiiight.

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Waiteruption

When you and your friend are in a heavy conversation at a restaurant and the waiter/waitress rudely interrupts to ask, "How is everything?"
A combination of the words "waiter" and "interruption".

Jane: "EH MAH GAWD then Annie comes to school wearing these ripped jeans she obviously cut!"
Hannah: "OH-EM-GEE! Like the time Jill--"
Waitress: "How is everything?"
Jane: "WAITERUPTION MUCH?"

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