hipster

Skinny white people, with less than 1% body fat.
They are basically teenagers rebelling in everything their parents taught them (whether true or not) that go against everything mainstream.
Usually only shop at thrift stores like Salvation Army. Wear cut off skinny jeans, tight shirts of bands usually, and hemp vans.
Only listen to bands you have NEVER heard of and never will. Usually go to shows with these bands or something of that nature.
Usually vegan, as its anti mainstream, and tout how being vegan is the right thing to do because animals are 'sentient beings'.
Found in mostly bigger cities, but have blossoms in smaller cities.
Don't believe in God or anything of that nature.

Ride bikes.
They believe everyone who is mainstream (people that listen to good music, eats meat, and believes in God in some fashion) are stupid conformists who care only for themselves and nothing else.

Hate America because of its evil meat industry and culture (when in reality they hate most everything and say everything sucks, wouldn't matter if they lived in Europe)
Around the ages of 16-late 20's because by 30 they have kids and realize they are jackasses and 98% of the world find them annoying.
All in all, hipster is a new word meaning modern day hippie. And we all know hippies all faded away after a decade.
Also deny that they are hipsters.

Hey, look at that hipster!
You mean the fag in the cut off skinny jeans smoking a ciggy?

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