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The giving and receiving of phallic anal penetration for means of sexual enlightenment.
Brown love is a curious thing, make a one man weep, make another man sing! (Sung to The Power Of Love by Huey Lewis and The News).
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A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!
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An alternative spelling for "cunt", great for those times of chatroom moderation.
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Male Ejaculate; a phrase coined from the popular UK television programme "Bo Selecta".
"Oh, she's so fine, she make me do a sexy piss!"
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A euphenism for male ejaculation, a phrase likely coined by B. Boulton.
I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!
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