Vabbing

When she is broke and can’t afford Gucci, she’s always got the “Coochie Couture”. Free, all natural, pheromone perfume made from her vagina that she rubs into the sensitive spots to attract a mate for the night.

Guy-“Hey babe, what’s that perfume that you got on? It seems familiar.”

Girl-“Oh do you like it? I vabbing around the Gucci section and came across a cheaper version of what I always buy.”

Guy-“I meant it smells like a strip club or your sister’s bedroom.”

Girl-Looking mad, “I’m gonna have a long talk with her.”

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