pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

summer swirler

A fine cocktail crafted from 1 part fla-vor-ice pop, 1 part vodka. Cut up the popsicle into little pieces, then pour over your favorite vodka. You'll need to swirl it around for about 15 seconds before it tastes good - hence the name!

Who wants a refreshing summer swirler!

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fauxtograph

Any picture in an online profile that makes fugly people look hotter. (AKA the "Myspace angle")

Guy 1: Yo, Jessica's Myspace picture makes her look hot.
Guy 2: The dumpy girl?
Guy 1: Yeah - total fauxtograph.

Girl 1: You see Jon's facebook profile?
Girl 2: Yeah - he's way hairy in real life, and fat as f*!~.
Girl 1: I know - TOTAL fauxtograph.

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