delicious wonder

Either...

1. A stunning, sexy, utterly bang-till-her-brains-fall-out-esque lady. Usually sporting exposed cliterati, ample cleavage, and well-formed buttocks and breasts, perfect for fondling as if there is no tomorrow. Side effects may include and erection lasting more than 4 years, blindness, loose jaw, an affinity for stalking, an affinity for mass ravishings/rapings, a taste for the finer things in life, etc.

Person A: :O
Person B: Oh....my....dear.....god....do you see that girl???
Person A: :O...YESSSSSSSSS
Person B: What a delicious wonder she is...
Person A: :O
Person B: I must have her! (lunges at her body)
GIRL: Ahhhh!!! police!!!!
Police: SON, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER.
Person B: NO! SHE'S MINE! YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER! I MUST HAVE HER!

Next Big Thing

An annual rock concert held in Tampa, FL. The event is organized by the radio station 97x. It is, without a doubt, the best most awesomenistic chaboomski ridiculous spectacular event ever in the Tampa Bay area.

NEXT BIG THING IS HOSTING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, A DAY TO REMEMBER, BLACK KEYS, CHEVELLE, SWITCHFOOT, CAGE THE ELEPHANT, THE DIRTY HEADS, FINGER ELEVEN, PAPER TONGUES, SICK PUPPIES, AGAINST ME!, AMERICAN BANG, AND NEON TREES ON DECEMBER 5TH, 2010!

Anyone who is anyone is going, unless for good reason.

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