fatttt

basically me when i eat mcdonalds

human(or alien): ayo hes so fatttt
dog: yes i see

choke

when your ass eats too much while wheezing and chokes on their damn food

human (or alien): THAT WAS HILARIOUS IM CHOKINGON MY DINO NUGGETS

human (or alien again): IM GONNA CHOKE PLSS