Closeted Homo

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.

Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo

Zachariah

Big Dick, 6'4, lightskin, sexy curly hair, benches 405, gets big sex, likes pussy, all girls cum for him, athletic freak of nature, Mr steal your bitch, rich owns a mansion in Cali, owns California, donated 232 kidneys, neighbour's kid and a Potential school threat.
Not inside joke, very true

have you seen Zachariah?
oh my lord his penis is so big i wanna get blown up by his arab ass

Ian

Does too much, if a girl is into basketball players his ass is hitting the court and mentioning how he used to play before

Random guy: Ay girl can I get ur number?
Girl: Only if you play basketball
Ian: He dosen't play basketball at all, but I used to for about 8 years before I stopped to focus on studies.

Justin

Just-in ur mom

"Some people call me Justin cuz I was Just-In ur mom"