shralped

hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior

having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity

Wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. He unnatural desire to fuck her ass has been shralped. Orgasmic pleasure is cut off forever.

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shralp

a small piece of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum oft causing lifelong erectile dysfunction

comically devastating painful consequences of irresponsible behavior

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralp. You might never sit again!

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shralps

several pieces of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum frequently resulting in lifelong shrinkage and boner failure

comically devastating painful consequences of foolhardy behavior

Seemed like a perfect tackle until the splintered helmet was discovered but shralps in two. Even if there was ever to be another use of a condom the average size would be far too lose now. Orgasms impossible now.

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralps. You might never sit again!

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