shralped

hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior

having been ass violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent penis flaccidity

Wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. He unnatural desire to fuck her ass has been shralped. Orgasmic pleasure is cut off forever.

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Shralp

The act of shredding and ripping at the same time whether you are on a skateboard, surfboard, or snowboard it doesn't matter as long as you shralp!

Let's go shralp today!
Bro you were shralping out there!

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shralping

shredding,ripping,and crushing all at the same time.

That wave was shralping!!!

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Shralp

fuckin gnar skateing. a cross between shreding and rippin it up.. it was crafted by a guy name ellis. you may kno him or have hear of him but he is a Shralper!!!

"Lets go Shralp"
SHRALP!!!
ur fuckin Shralpin

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Shralp

In the town of Washingtonville, "Shralp" is simply a term that can replace any possible word. It is universal. In any other area, "Shralp" is used to describe something that is gnarly or awesome.

Washingtonville: Dude, what the shralp are you doing?

Everywhere else: Get your snowboard, we're gonna shralp the terrain park.

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SHRALP

SHRALP; verb) can be used for any day activity that can be described as hardXXcore

bro' when i shralped down that tree the other day it almosted hit my car then afterwords i shralped my girl in the back of it

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shralp

a small piece of shrapnel penetrating the ass lodged deep in the rectum oft causing lifelong erectile dysfunction

comically devastating painful consequences of irresponsible behavior

*click* :whrrrrrr: **BANG** Oh fuck it looks like you've been pummeled by that mine with shralp. You might never sit again!

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