Lord Gaymander

n. 1. Lord of all things non hetero. 2. A person who is at the least is so flamboyant that Liberace himself would stand up and scream "what a homo!". 3. A non elected position within the gay community which elevates a person to royal status.

Did you see that Lord Gaymander over there? He is carrying a purse and waving at his friends like he's Princess Di.