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When your personal trainer is around and you have to fart but you hold it in because he takes it way more seriously than you.
I can't believe this bottleneck man, my trainer loves thinking I'm signing up the next olympic bobsled team so i'll hold it in a little bit longer so he thinks his life has a purpose.
When somebody knows their not going to make it in life, but try's anyway only to fail miserabley like the universe intended them too. When somebody deserves the fame but god doesn't respect them so he takes "blowie" out of the loop no matter what he does.
Blowie: "oh man im gonna try out for your football team", Coach: " Pssh, that blowie will never get on the team"