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auto-epiphellatio

When you blow your own mind.

I performed auto-epiphellatio when I figured out I could make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways.

When I came up with the word epiphellatio today, I had an auto-epiphellatio.

by reallifecartoon July 22, 2015


yesbang

To nod one's head in agreement so vigorously that you appear to be headbanging.

My friend asked me if I thought Jennifer Lawrence was hot, I yesbanged so hard that I hurt my neck.

I read a review that Five Guys had the best burgers in town and I began yesbanging because those are the best fucking burgers I've ever had.

by reallifecartoon July 22, 2015


epiphellatio

When someone is astounded by an inconspicuously profound statement, fact, or idea. When you blow someone's mind. See also: auto-epiphellatio.

My friend had an epiphellatio when I told him toothpaste can be used to remove stains from headlights, carpets, and leather.

My roommate wanted to know a way to easily make a grilled cheese sandwich. When I told him he could just turn the toaster sideways, he had an epiphellatio.

by reallifecartoon August 17, 2015