1 oz. 1980's John Hughes male antagonist haircut.
2 oz. Peanut butter (low budget dog commercial formula) for the presenters mouths
1.5 oz. of vagueness and outdated 1990's spokespeople
A dash of unfair CEO influence
Serve on ice and garnish with the indignation of the NSAC
that stupid drink is going to be hard to swallow
84👍 20👎