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When a girl goes out looking absolutely banginâ and doesnât talk to her boyfriend.
When a girl exceeds the level of hot it can no longer be a spicy pepper, itâs a ghost Chili the hottest pepper in the world.
Letâs be ghost chilis tonight.
Wow, that girl is so hot, she must be ghost Chili-ing.
A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidaysâit's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best lifeârested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love â (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesnât fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesnât need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasnât crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.