HESP

The male version of extra sensory perception. It's not quite ESP and it's much less developed than SHESP.

EXAMPLE 1:
After I told my girlfriend that her muffin top was not as sexy as her daughter's muffin top, my HESP kicked in and I had a vague feeling that she was upset about something.

EXAMPLE 2:

His girlfriend replied, "How you know I got the clap? You got some kind of HESP or something?"