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When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.
I made a Kentucky Mix last night and I had a blast!
When a woman takes the skin of a dead rat and rubs it on a man's penis before giving him a blow job.
I'm terribly sorry Mrs. Vinson, but that ratslimer paralyzed your husband to the point of death. I suggest you say your goodbyes now.
To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
When a person with high ADHD attempts to masturbate but cannot due to them having the Toreador March stuck in their head.
Last night I couldn't blow my load because I was not ready for freddy.
When a jewish man and a salamander engage in a no holds barred, winner takes all death match in which the winner gets to take home a dog bowl full of rice noodles and feces
We will detonate the bomb at the weekly donkletrough on Spanish Teacher Lane.