A lying, manipulative, attention seeking cheater. She will cheat on you with her boss after telling you he's just a friend. She will text other guys while laying in your bed. She will tell her friends not to tell you about her new guy because she still wants attention from you and she never actually broke up with you. She will tell her friends she picked the wrong friend out of your friend group. She is the embodiment of what a woman from Tyler, Texas is like.
"Did you hear Miriam cheated on him with Sean?"
"Yeah, that was so shitty of her"