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leaky alaskan pipeline

Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions

Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!

by realtimecrease August 20, 2022

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Linkin-Loggin

When an individual connects their urinary output to their anus, using a medical catheter, so that they can urinate into their own anus, and subsequently defacate into their urinary tract.

MAN DID YOU SEE SPOOKY?! HE WAS LINKIN-LOGGIN HARD AFTER LEAVING THE DETOX AGAINST MEDICAL ADVICE YESTERDAY!

by realtimecrease October 1, 2022


Cludge

The mixture of semen and fecal matter - "cum-sludge", if you will.

Man - Spooky really got himself CLUDGED OUT LAST NIGHT BY THAT PACK OF WILDLINGS DIDN'T HE?!

by realtimecrease June 5, 2022

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