earsex

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

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Intin

Intin is the leader of Aphelion Guild. He gets owned on the internet constantly by his friends. He also flies around the room after every successful raid in Everquest. He does this in spandex Peter Pan outfits while sprinkling fairy dust around like it was his job. He likes Yanni. Not necessarily his music, but his attitude.

Oh man, Intin got owned by his friends.

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