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Friendswood

A suburb of Houston, Texas. A community which is portrayed as a conceited, self-centered group of rich, whiny snobs. A place crawling with soccer moms that look like, and worship, Sarah Palin. The upper-class division of Friendswood often uses the police for what they believe to be are real problems, such as toilet paper in their trees. The rich kids of Friendswood have recently discovered that they are rich, after meeting a handful of people at their high school whose parents don't drive a luxury car. Yes, there ARE middle-class families in Friendswood, along with its fair share of bible-beating, racist rednecks, ghetto-ass black people, illegal Mexican roofers, and silk shirt-clad Pakistani convenience store owners. It's also a hotbed of single chicks fucking married men. There is a lot of drugs in Friendswood, which are much easier to get than alcohol. Friendswood High School kids are known for being show-offs about their fancy cars that mommy and daddy paid for, while they blow money on drugs and alcohol since there's not much to do around Friendswood except getting high and having unprotected sex with as many people as possible, and everybody there is greatly skilled at both.

You need to find some weed in Friendswood? Head toward Blackhawk and Bay Area Blvd. It'll find you.

by recklessconduct October 3, 2018

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