stomach pump drunk

The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.

-What are you doing tonight?

-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.

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Pablo

The act of getting a hand job from a girl you just met in a vehicle while driving in excess of 70 mph, and her brother is in the front seat.

Hey man, did you hit it last night?

No, but I got a Pablo though.

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