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lauryn piglet

A girl who looks like a pig,she likes guys wth raisons and bombs in there afro's and she also likes t-rex's. she always says blow it out your ass and almost all the food she eats she ends up spitting out on the floor beause she laughs at everything.there must be a massive pile of half chewed food next to her bed.she has chubby cheeks and she hates chimps and fat justin beibers.she has a fear of busses because whenever she goes on them chairs sit on her.her back always hurts and whenever she tries to order hair dye off the internet her fat ass post man screws it up.shes really small and she never puts her fringe down.she says twats 100 times a day and she dosent eat bacon because its against her religion or some shit like that to be a cannibal and eat her own species.she never burps and she always falls down the stairs running after her dog with a dildo or something like that.she always has kfc and she over reacts when she see's willy slice.she always finds cool games for her phone but all the ones i find are crap.she always brings a kinder to school and everyday it melts before she eats it but she still brings one anyway.she has really smooth skin too,whenever she tries to fix her hair annie brum comes round the corner pretending to be a car.

The end!

P.S shes a pig.
lauryn piglet : willy wanka duckling is the sexiest beast to ever be on the earth

emily duck : lets do ur sexy hair

annie raisin brum : neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooo

us : piss off

by red riding whore October 3, 2012

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Raisin head

a afro dude who hides raisins and bombs in his head often tells frogs pigs chairs fat justin beibers and chairs to fuck off sleeps in his head like willys trumped

Raisin head

duck : hey wanna go back out with piggy

afro raisin : fuck off
duck : what

raisin : fuck off
frog : hows ur day

raisin : fuck off
fuck u then

by red riding whore September 3, 2012

9👍 22👎


willy slice

a fluffy poodle goofy glasses guy who plays a trumpet and follows people home with no mates

willy slice : wanna slice of my willy

duck and pig : ahhhhhh no

pig : STFU ill ram your Trumpet up your nostril

by red riding whore September 3, 2012

4👍 1👎