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An instrument created to appease the gods; a music device that takes a month to learn and a lifetime to master.
The solemn tone of the trumpet caused even the most apathetic audience member to shed a tear.
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The most amazing intrument ever.
God: I play the trumpet.
Chuck Norris: No kidding? You too?
Ryan Seacrest: I play the clarinet...
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1. The greatest musical instrument of classical and jazz music.
2. An instrument that gets all the solos.
1. Everyone recognizes a trumpet whenever they see it or hear it being played.
2. The trumpet got the solo because it sounded so cool and could be heard easily.
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The most brilliant and spectacular of all musical instruments. People hear one note of the trumpet, and instantly recognize the superiority displayed by the instrument and the player. People diss trumpet player egos, but everyone knows it's just jealousy. The trumpet is the instrument of God.
All trumpet players are perfect.
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an instrument that rules all the rest. you can't get louder than a trumpet, so don't try. the only reason people dis the trumpet is because they're jealous, and we understand that.
Hey man what instrument do you play?
The trumpet, duh!
Oh, sorry dude. I didn't know you were a god.
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Trumpet's are the strongest part of a musical group. Trumpets can be used in orchestras, bands, jazz bands, and other types of groups. They have a large range of notes and volume which is what makes them awesome. There are two types of trumpet players: the egotistical ones who play loudly and the shy and sweet ones who play softly. Usually trumpet players are known as egotistical and it is rare to find a shy and sweet trumpet player. Trumpets are awesome!
Trumpet player one: I played a high c in middle school.
Trumpet player two: Oh yeah well I played a high c in elementry school. I also played this piece in middle school; its so easy.
Trumpet player one: Dude i played this piece in elementry school...
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A person who espouses the beliefs of the extreme right wing ignoring facts and data.
You don't even realize you're being manipulated, pulled by strings and allowing yourself to be a trumpet.
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