The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once youâre sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream âBlamoâ once youâve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.
âDude I was fucking this absolute 3 and I harris brownâd all over her!â âHoly piss man! Thatâs a level 7 sex move!â âNot even bro, I got it all in her cunt and made a swamp!!â