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Mountain Stacks

Especially large breasts.

Lady 1: Don’t worry, sweetie! This old woman will show you the way to be a proper lady!
Lady 2: Oh! Th-thank you, ma’am.
Lady 2 inner voice: ‘Does she seriously think of herself as “old” with those mountain stacks..?!’

by redbirds003 December 15, 2024


Grey Collar

People who work beyond the age of retirement, such as firefighters, police officers, health care professionals, and security guards.

Guy 1: I got an uncle that’s been a nurse so long he’s considered grey collar.

Guy 2: Gotta admire his dedication!

by redbirds003 May 7, 2024

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Atticwife

An often dub-con and sometimes non-con and dead dove trope where a character who is locked away somewhere out of love/obsession. The term originates from the plot of Jane Eyre and gained popularity somewhere in 2022 / 2023. Synonyms: See also: dubcon, noncon, dead dove, yandere.

Lady 1: Did you know in Charlotte Brontë's book, Jane Eyre, Bertha Mason was Rochester’s atticwife?
Lady 2: OMG! No, I didn’t! Now I GOT to read the story to see how something like that can happen… and more importantly, how she’ll get out of it!

by redbirds003 July 19, 2024


Dickclaration of Pussypendence

The right to say NO to any types of sensual/sexual interaction and not give into peer pressure.

Megan: “The Dickclaration of Pussypendence states, ‘When engaged in intercourse or the like, each party reserves the right to dissolve the union at any time.’"

Toni: “What?”

Megan: “Baby, you always have the choice not to hook-up.”

Toni: “ Oh! Thanks, Meg.”

by redbirds003 August 13, 2024


PhD

It’s an acronym meaning Poor, Hungry, & Desperate.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh.. yea, that really sucks…

by redbirds003 August 16, 2024

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PhD

Acronym for Poor, Hungry, & Desperate individuals.

Tiffany: I think it’s so sad there are thousands of PhDs out in the world!

Britt: … Since when did medical professionals gain such a bad rep??

Tiffany: No no, not doctors. The PhD I’m talking about stands for Poor, Hungry, and Desperate people.

Britt: Ooh! Yea, that’s pretty sucky…

by redbirds003 August 15, 2024