Karen

Ultimate boomer of all time. If you’re a Karen, you’ll want to talk to the manager immediately. Karen is probably a white mom who gives socks for Christmas. She is probably also a homophobic.

Karen wants to talk to the manager again
Karen and Sarah are going to the White Moms Baking Club this Sunday

potlicker

One who crowds out someone else's fishing spot...

I was run off of my Crappie hole by a potlicker with live minnows. I guess I'll go home and punch the clown.

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Stasis index

A measure of unmerited popularity of a new band. It is defined by the following formula:

# of fans * # of tee-shirts sold / (# of shows played * # of songs recorded)

The greater the Stasis Index, the greater the unmerited popularity. It is named after the technical melodic post-indie-core progressive rock band Stasis, from Boxford , MA, whose Stasis index is undefined.

"Yo dude, you hear about this band Stasis?"
"Yeah bro, I tried to calculate its Stasis Index but my paper burst into flames!"