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An injury inflicted by words or a certain configuration of noises, symptoms may include discoloration of face, ego. Weeping ( ocular, vaginal or anal)
If you experience a word bruise that lasts for more than 4 hours, run away and find an adult.
Common treatments for word bruises are;
Face diapers, phenobarbital, crying with kittens and ball growth encouragement thereapy
Why are you walking funny?
I have a word bruise on my sphincter , someone said I look fat in this dress.
You do!
Now I have a word bruise on my vagina! It feels like its full of sand!
A person who lacks basic skills and shows obvious signs of chromosome misappropriation. Ineptards are commonly seen waiting for the struggle bus wearing sweatpants and helmets and are known to get outsmarted by salads, gravity etc. If you encounter an ineptard do not engage, ineptards have been known to make others dumber by simply standing next to them.
What kind of an ineptard printed this email and mailed it to me