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She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.
after pre-puberty and before menopause
"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"
A bar full of obese women, derived from the word for horse stables for hire.
Wanna go to Northwoods Livestock and Livery?
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Over-priced ditch weed.
"That ho smells like snicklefritz!
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When a female leans back on the toilet, causing her urine stream to splash back on her sensitive genitalia.
OMG!, I just gave myself a European Splashback Orgasm!
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Baby Cannon
1. A human female of child-bearing age.
2. Vulva, vagina, or entire reproductive system.
A baby cannon is loaded by inserting a primer charge in the barrel (vagina). The baby cannon will fire nine months later, unless there is a baby cannon misfire, or if you unload the baby cannon. It is important to periodically clean the baby cannon. For a period of several days a month, a female whose baby cannon is not loaded experiences a condition where her baby cannon is leaking. The condition can be mitigated by inserting a baby cannon plug. Baby cannons are unique among guns in that the bore diameter increases with age. Baby cannons are usually single shot weapons, but occasionally fire two or more shots, sometimes with a magazine holding up to eight rounds, and firing on full-automatic - see octomom.
"I hear Mike just picked up a baby cannon that's too old and rusty to fire."
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One that performs sexual intercourse with protective undergarments previously worn by incontinent senoir citizens.
You damn diaper fucker, get out of my trash can!
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