Slut-trangle

A metallic quadrangle, very similar to a botanists quadrangle, used in the identification of sluts over a wide area.
In some instances, the slut-trangle is in the shape of a cock. The slut-trangle is thrown at random over the head, and the females closest to the epicentre (or "ground-zero") are the greatest sluts in the area.

Throw the slut-trangle, and find the biggest sluts.

Pokemon Trainer Red

the strongest pokemon trainer in the world with his level 88 Pikachu and his level 84 Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur, level 82 Snorlax and a level 80 Lapras. he is undefeated and all Gold and Cynthia fanboys/girls can go fuck themselves.

Pokemon Trainer Gold: You've come to the wrong region motherfucker.
Pokemon Trainer Red: LOL, that's cute.

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