The Berman

when someone prefers to do anal sex than listen to you talk, usually about your first world problems

guy a: how was the date last night?
guy b: man , she let me berman her!

guy a: really?
guy b : yeah i was talking about my elk skin tarps again so she prefered to fuck in the ass
guy a: wow, its really horrible to listen to you talk.
guy b: you know it
guy a : i wish i could do the Berman with girls but im not a doucebag....