Ultra-lounge

Where people with more money than brains go to spend ridiculous amounts of money on expensive cover charges, over-priced drinks, pay extremely stupid amounts of money for VIP seating or a VIP area, and pretend that doing so makes them important or impressive to others.

Bob and Sue went to the nightclub with their friends and spent $40 and got a little drunk and had a great time.

Chad and Buffy went to the Ultra-lounge and and spent $3,000 on cover, seats for their free-loading friends, 2 bottles of champagne, and tipped their waitress enough to put her through a semester at the University of Texas.

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