centaur boots

Big ass toe nails that click on the ground as you walk. Coined on the show New Girl.

Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

Clickety-clacks

Very long toenails that can often be heard as on walks away. Coined on the show New Girl. See also centaur boots

Schmidt: "Winston told me that you guys make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them "clickety-clacks" or "centaur boots".

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Wiffi

Also common known as Wi-Fi, this is the mispronunciation and more hilarious way to use it. Recently used by Kevin Hart in Ride Along.

Friend: "Feel free to use my laptop."

Me: "Thanks, what's the wiffi?"