Grammar Fucked

The result of your brain working overtime to decipher and de-code the status update or tweet of a social media user.

I was just GRAMMAR FUCKED by Kylie's status update. Those three sentences had 17 grammar errors. 17 MOTHER FUCKING ERRORS.

goldfish

to eat alot or all of something just because it's there. Refers to what happens when you put too much fish food into the fish bowl - the gold fish will eat until it dies.

I had to step away from the buffet table before I goldfished all the mini hotdogs.