Juicy deucee

A fecal deposit that carries the same characteristics as diarrhea with a tendecy to leave your bottom end smeared causing you to use way too much toilet paper.

"I need some pepto, I've been layin juicy deucees all day"-GA

"Damn juicy deucee, I wasted a whole roll of toilet paper trying to wipe my ass! I should have used a squeegee instead."-GA

Dippin Depends

To have sexual relations with an elderly person.

"Yo man, where is John at?"
"I have no idea, that horny bastard is probably dippin depends" - GA

Guy asks his buddy, looking at an old lady."Hey, what do you think, dippin depends?"
Buddy says. "man, your low"-GA