someone with the intelligence of a fig.
"1+1 is 2, you figwit!"
The surname if the Simpsons and Flanders came together as one family.
"If this were a better place, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons."
A cross between a pig and a pegasus - proof that pigs can fly.
"I think i'll give you a million dollars....when pigasus fly!"
a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Walking to the toilet at 2am, I hit my shin on the chair.